Mike: Good morning Lola! Have a cup of coffee.
Lola: Oh very funny.
Lola: You are going to give me coffee spiked with laxatives again, right? I take umbrage at your cruelty.
Mike: No way! I love you too much to do that again.
Lola: Ok, then let's switch mugs - I'll drink yours and you drink mine!
Action: Mike looks at the coffee mugs he is holding, disconcerted.
Action: Mike, at a loss for alternatives, throws a steaming hot mug of coffee into Lola's face.