Narration: Hector's first day in software sales...
Hector: Our revolutionary software will forever change the way your customers interact with your Web site.
Action: Hector stands at a podium before a projector screen which shows a demonstration web page.
Hector: No longer will your customer have to look at a boring "contact us" Email link. Check out this live demonstration...
Action: The demo screen shows: "Loading... 23%"
Hector: He will be greeted by a state of the art animation: an envelope flying on a whimsical, anfractuous path, into the waiting maw of a mailbox.
Action: The demo screen shows: "Loading... 96%"
Hector: Welcome to the future of the Web, my friends.
Action: The demo screen shows a Windows 95 pop-up error - "System error &H80004005(-2147467259). Unspecified error" - partially obscuring a disturbing graphic of goatse.cx in the background.