Action: Craisin watches TV.
T.V.: Looking for the answers to your dreary existence? Call now to order The Meaning of Life for only $29.95!
T.V.: Call in the next 15 minutes and get a free gift, guaranteed to bring you happiness. Repine no more!
Craisin: OK!
Narration: 4-5 weeks later...
Craisin: Hooray, it finally came! Hmm, the card says, "Meaning of Life: You reap what you sow."
Craisin: And the free gift is: Puppies!
Action: Cute puppies spring out of the open box.
Narration: Soon...
Action: Craisin is back in his den, his cheeks bulging from a mouth full of something.
Craisin: I'm going to sow brown puppies!