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Hector: Ah, there's nothing like a little PCP anodyne for my workaday stresses.
Action: Hector injects himself at his office desk.
Narration: We hear the from the door: Knock Knock!
Action: Probo walks into Hector's office.
Probo Drosophilus: Hector, we are releasing a new video game called Turd Burglar, and I think it has franchise potential.
Hector: Wha- really now?
Probo Drosophilus: It's a fighting game that capitalizes on the popularity of cartoons such as Battle Toads and Cheetah Men. I want you to spearhead the sales effort.
Hector: Oh snap the PCP is kicking in
Action: We see Probo from Hector's drugged viewpoint. Everything is hazy and shaded in a demonic red. Probo is bleeding black fluids from his eyes, with blood and lightning shimmering from his devilish form.
Probo Drosophilus: turd burglar burgling turds LOW HANGING FRUIT turds burgling burglar CROSS THAT BRIDGE burgle turd WIN-WIN turdlar burgle burglaring turd RUN THIS ONE UP THE FLAGPOLE