(on phone) Valdosta, my old friend, how I miss your company. Petra is on the warpath, and I could really use some of your sage advice on women.
(on phone) Ah women... they are the original, unknowable "ding an sich" to us men...
But you're in luck, buddy. I am returning to the city tonight!
That's great! But didn't you say you were making a killing selling homemade anti-depressants in Florida?
Yeah... let's not talk about that right now...
Action: We see a woman with a hideously large smile, stretching her mouth to an unnatural degree. Tears and blood drip from her pained eyes.
Please... Kill me now.